Last Skate at the Starlite
Original lyrics, sung by Juno Ashby (an invented performer)

[Verse]
They shut the Starlite Rink at two,
the janitor still whistles our old tune.
Your skates are in the rental bin, size nine,
still double-knotted, just the way you tie.

[Chorus]
Turn, turn, mirror ball,
throw your silver on the wall.
One more song before they lock the door,
I'll be waiting on the floor.
